not so cuddly unicorns..rated pg

Be warned, these paintings contain scenes of violence and are not meant for younger audiences...viewer discretion is advised.












And here they are:

I love the blood splatter on the first one.

waiter...theres a bird in my soup...

Well more like cup of water, but you get the idea. Bird was super thirsty this morning, she was trying to rip her water dish off the cage wall, it was empty and it was like she was saying "You've forgotten me again!" I filled it up and immediately she went in, chest first. She couldn't fit all that well to bathe, so I brought her a cup of water and then put her in the bathroom.



As you can see, shes very splashy. She likes to dip her chest in and then flap her wings a little to get water all over the place.


I think she had a better time in the bathroom because her mirror friend was right beside her.


She never goes in head first. When I saw her bathe for the first time I thought she was going to drown, but shes pretty good and hasnt needed much help getting out of the cup.


She was just enjoying a bath in my cup of water on my desk. She likes our water or food better than her own. Shes forever trying to get on to our forks when we are eating to try and get a nibble, or she runs across your desk to steal a bite from a snack and then dashes off.


This one is my favourite picture by far,

Something Cute!

The colours dont look like that at all so the picture doesnt do any justice. The blue is more purpley and the orange is a nice peach colour. The Lip Glass is by far my fav its so pretty!


This was the MAC mild kitty, wild was a little crazier looking. There was a hot pink and then a teal, and I liked this purple better than the teal.

Poppies

I think this is my favourite painting yet. Its a small one, but I will try to make a larger one for Aria. :)

more of my stuff

Here are some more robots, they are for my friend Larissa. These robots are in love!


This was a small owl that I painted for Aria for her Christmas Present. There is also a blue owl that I am almost finished.


These were the first plates I made, they were my fall leaves set. I used real leaves and almost couldn't finish all three because all the good leaves were turned to muck. Had to go exploring to find good little guys.

I painted this today, took most of the day to get done, but its done now. I dont think its very creative, but its neat looking. I think Tony likes it because it has manly colours in it.

Valentines day was good, had dinner at home, Tony brought home roses (he told me he pre ordered them because it was crazy last year trying to get flowers on that day). I have paint all over me and my hands, even my arm has some grey on it.

Chuck Norris Facts!

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

These make me laugh still!

robots attack!

To be all valentine-sie! They just want to know what love is like. My poor loveless robots.

PURGE!

I have been feeling the need to do a massive clean of the apartment.
Yesterday I went through the closets and cleared out all the boxes and threw away stuff and had a massive basket of cardboard and garbage.

who knew this small place could hold that much? Man! packrats....
So anyways, I took down my first load of recycling (glass and popcans) and then went to grab my next batch. I was back outside in less than 2 min and saw that the glass recycling container was pilfered and all my stuff disappeared.

I looked around, didnt see any of the typical guys and their shopping carts, didnt see anybody with bags, the alley was dead.

Put my cardboard away, but had an eerie feeling that the someone was still out there casing the joint to see if I would bring any more "treasures" out.

new dishes

Its probably the most relaxing thing to sit and watch tv and paint.
Painting dishes has been the most fun, cause I can use them or give them away afterwords.
The teapot is done, so all I have to do now is deliver it to my fiend Larissa. :)

This is my newest plate, I painted it all free hand, all I have to do now is wait for it dry for 24 hours and then touch it up.




Heroes starts again tomorrow and it looks promising! YAY!
Tony is looking for jobs again *sigh* and I am his proof reader for his cover letters and things.
I get pretty grouchy only because some of the jobs he applies for he does right before the cut off date and its usually late at night when I should be sleeping.

I've been dreading work again, I hope this week is better.